A Bit of Rainy-Day Humor

Billy and Cletus were out fishing when one of them thought he had hooked a huge one. When he pulled his catch up to the boat, though, he realized it was an old lamp...but not just any old lamp. Suddenly, there was a poof! sound, and a genie appeared, asking the two fishermen for a wish.

"Turn this whole lake into beer!" shouted Billy.

The genie subsequently clapped his hands, and the whole pond turned to beer...and the genie disappeared.

Cletus then looked at Billy and said, "You idiot! Now we gotta pee in the boat!"