A Bit of Rainy-Day Humor

A dinner conversation gone wrong...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then, why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "OK, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you go fishing with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my fishing rods?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: (total silence)

HUSBAND: "Oops!"