Friday, February 3, 2023

A Bit of Rainy-Day Humor

The following came from jokeswarehouse.com:

This fisherman always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't figure out how he did it, so one day, the game warden decided to go fishing with his friend.

The fisherman took his friend to his favorite spot. Once there, the fisherman took a stick of dynamite out of his backpack, lit it, and threw it into the water. The dynamite exploded, and a dozen fish or so floated to the top.

The game warden said, "That's illegal. You can't do that."

The fisherman countered, "Really?" He then lit another stick of dynamite and threw it into the water, whereupon it exploded, and another dozen or more fish floated to the top.

The game warden said, "Stop that now, and take this boat back to shore. I'm going to have to give you a citation and confiscate all your gear."

Once again, the fisherman questioned, "Oh, really?"

Then he lit yet another stick of dynamite, threw it into the game warden's lap and asked, "You gonna sit there and keep flapping your trap, or are you gonna fish?"

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