A Bit of Rainy-Day Humor

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water, when a game warden came up behind them, tapped them on the shoulder, and said, "Excuse me, ladies. I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the game warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines. We're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The game warden lifted up all the lines, and sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

"Well, I don't know of any law against that," said the game warden. "Take all the debris you want."

And with that, the game warden left. As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.

"What a dumb fish cop," said the second blonde. "Doesn't he know there are steelhead in this river?"