One morning, a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors and starts reading her book
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, thinking, "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."
"For reading a book?" she inquires.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he again informs her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing...I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket, and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that," says the woman, "I'll have to charge you with sexual assault."
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment," she says. "For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," says the game warden, as he immediately departs.
Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she also can think.
Sure, God created man before woman, but then, you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!!
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