Seems there were these two bass anglers en route to the last big tournament of the season. They were traveling behind this semi when it hit a big doe. About half of the deer exploded skyward into about a thousand pieces, half of which bounced off the top of their truck and into the boat. The other half of the deer went under the semi and tore his brake lines loose. The majority of the semi's brake fluid subsequently also was deposited on the anglers' truck and in their boat.
Imagine then fishing all day, with blood, guts and brake fluid covering the boat and all the gear in it.
"Unfortunately," as Jay described things, "that tweren't all of it."
"On the way home," said the anglers, "we were passing a stock trailer loaded with about 20 heifers. And just as we were pulling alongside, one of them, with its butt strategically aimed out the side of the trailer, relieved herself. About a 20-gallon stream of poo completely covered the side of our truck...and also went into the boat."
Think we can all agree that's really b-a-a-a-d, but d'ya wanna know what the ultimate insult was? "We didn't get in the money, either," said the anglers.
"That whole fishin' day," as Jay aptly laid it out, "is a unique kinda #stout, kinda like:
P-e-e-e-w-w-w!!!"
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