In bass fishing, it's all about a lure;
in marriage, it's all about the allure.
In bass fishing, it's all about finding five legal keepers;
in marriage, it's all about finding one legal keeper
(in case you've forgotten, polygamy still is taboo).
In bass fishing, it's all about tying a knot;
in marriage, it's all about tying the knot.
Once you let this happen, though,
All bets are off.
There's a better than average chance
you're in serious trouble,
and it's anyone's guess whether it'll be
'"til death do you part."
(Disclaimer: This post is just meant to give everyone a chuckle.
It in no way reflects my true feelings.)
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