Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Bananas on Your Boat Won't Really Jinx You



So says the Snopes.com website, which I rely on heavily to sort out the truth about all kinds of things people say and write. If you've never used this resource, I urge you to keep it in mind for future reference. Founded by David Mikkelson in 1994, it started as an expression of his interest in researching urban legends and since has grown into the oldest and largest fact-checking site on the Internet. Snopes.com is widely regarded by journalists, folklorists and laypersons alike as one of the world's essential resources.

I knew, when I made my opening comments in the previous item about our bass tournament last weekend, that the bananas thing was purely superstition. However, I didn't realize right away that I perhaps would be better served if I explained the premise for those comments to all my readers. Accordingly, here is what Snopes.com says on the topic:

"We can't say how far back this superstition goes, but at least among sport fishermen, there exists a belief that bananas on a boat are unlucky.

"The sea offers plenty of opportunities for turns of ill luck. Fishing boats run aground or become lost. Mechanical failures result in boats floating helplessly adrift. Crew members become deathly sick from mysterious illnesses. Foul weather sweeps in. Any and all of these, at various times, have attributed to bad luck.

"While the superstitions involving fishermen and their boats are almost too numerous to mention, one particular entry in that category appears to attach almost solely to those who engage in sport (rather than commercial) fishing.

"Bananas are deemed unlucky by recreational fishermen and those catering to that trade. Usually, this rumor takes the form of the fish not biting on the day when bananas were discovered onboard, but mechanical breakdowns are also pointed to.

"Some in the fishing charters business extend their distaste for the fruit to include not only banana ingestibles (fresh or dried chips of banana, banana muffins, plus anything banana flavored) but even to items bearing the word "banana" or anything evocative of it, such as Fruit of the Loom underwear, Banana Republic apparel, and Banana Boat sunscreen. (The prohibition against Fruit of the Loom underwear is particularly baffling because that clothier's logo depicts an apple, leaves, green grapes, currants, and purple grapes, with nary a banana in sight.)

"In 2001, The New York Times quoted Rick Etzel of Montauk, NY, captain of The Breakaway, as saying: 'Fishermen believe bananas are bad luck. Something about a shipload of bananas that carried some weird bacteria, which killed everyone on board. Maybe fictitious, but some people take the banana thing very seriously. A few years back, a guy on one of my charters showed up wearing a Banana Republic T-shirt. Another guy in the group went up to him with a knife and slashed the logo.'

"When the fishing starts out bad and stays that way, charter boat captains are likely to interrogate their clients of the day as to whether any of them might have brought a banana aboard. When the offending item is found--be it the fruit itself, a banana muffin, or a tube of Banana Boat sunscreen--it quickly is flung overboard. Almost immediately, say those who have performed such exorcisms, the boat's luck turns around--the fish begin biting, and a good day at sea is enjoyed by all.

"No clear reason exists as to how this superstition came to be. Common explanations include the following:

     "* When top-heavy ships of earlier eras would sink, precious little other than the bananas they'd carried would be found floating on the surface, thereby leaving some to conclude conveyance of the fruit itself had led to these naval mishaps.

     "* Spiders, snakes, and other poisonous vermin living among bananas carried in the hold would, on long haul trips, expand their horizons by infesting other parts of the ship.

     "* Because the speediest sailing ships were used to get bananas to their destinations before they could spoil, those attempting to fish from them never caught anything while trolling.

     "* Fishermen became ill after eating the fruit.

     "* Other fruits would spoil more quickly when bananas were being shipped along with them, causing folks to deem bananas 'bad luck.' (Actually, it wouldn't have been ill fate that resulted in the spoilage of other foodstuffs but instead the ethylene gas emitted by bananas as they ripen.)

     "* Crew members often were injured by slipping on discarded banana peels.

     "* Fishermen missed landing 'the big one' due to a case of 'the runs' caused by bananas he had eaten.

     "* Banana oil rubs off onto the hands of fishermen, thereby 'spooking' the fish.

     "* Early anglers in Hawaii would embark upon lengthy fishing trips in dugout canoes provisioned with (along with other food items) bananas. The farther they went, the fewer the fish, causing some of them to mistake correlation for causation."

So, do I really believe the bananas Paul and Josh had aboard their boat Saturday caused them bad luck? Definitely not! It just gave me a good way to start my story. On the other hand, though, I do have one nagging dilemma: What should I do with all my Fruit of the Loom underwear?

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